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Witchclart - Single

by M.I.C & PK Brako

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Witchclart 02:57
Intro Robbing your grandparents, I’ll make your club go bust, Pour boiling water into your mouth while you’re sleeping, Disconnect your internet, I’ll jog your barber’s hand while he’s giving you a shapeup, Put holes in your condoms, That’s what I’m on, I said that’s what I’m on. Verse 1 I’ll box that spliff out your hand, And I’ll scuff up your brand new boogs, I’ll kick in your newborn’s head, And I’ll leave your dog in the woods, I’ll brick up your grandma’s house, And I’ll take a dump on your whip, If you get a terminal illness, I’ll pull out the IV drip, Pull your durag off, Sell your daughter crack, Throw you under a train, Make your wifey never go back, I’ll spit in your face with phlegm, And I’ll light up your house like blem, Your ancestors can’t help you, I’ve got a curse for all of them. I’ll violate family members, Then I’ll slap your dad then duss, I’ll sabotage your wedding, Cover the cake in angel dust, I’ll dougie on your grave, I’ll twerk on your tombstone, Abduct both your parents, Have you feeling just like Cubone. Hook Incantation, for your death, I’m impatient, Curse man, juj man, curse man, juj man. X4 Bridge You’re tuned in live right now to Moon FM, this is DJ Micantifa on the decks. We’re dedicating this song right here, Witchclart, to anyone that’s ever hurt any of our loved ones. We are setting houses on fire this year, it’s Duskrunner season, trust me! Verse 2 I’ll swap your cro for spice, And infest your house with mice, I’ll run up in the old people’s home, And slap your grandad, slap him twice, I’ll urinate in your beer, And I’ll send your hardtop clear, Tamper with your whip, Make it so that you can’t change gear, I’ll run up in your church and play black metal, Make your family feel unsettled, I bought you a bunch of flowers, But I put poison in those petals, I’ll cyberbully your kids, Have your girl drinking my spit, If you go bald, I’ll pull off your toupee, If you go bald, I’ll pull off your wig. Hook Incantation, for your death, I’m impatient, Curse man, juj man, curse man, juj man. X4
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NIGHT RAID Hook I can’t sleep in your absence, On my spirit, there’s an abscess, that I can’t remove, I’m awaiting your call, So that I can have a chance to tell you the truth. X2 Verse Tossing and turning, My irises are burning, And that’s that on that, luv. Hours venting to Brak, And we surmised, that I am tapped, no cap. Trying to count sheep, but my maths is weak, I’m innumerate, I’m just cooling in these sheets, And I need your caress to feel at peace, From the cradle to shut eye, I’ve always struggled with shut eye, I think I’ll still be the same (in death), When I reach the afterlife, Your presence helps me to relax, Contact with you feels like crack (but I’m not codependent), And I want to relapse, This cold turkey thing is wack (facts). Hook I can’t sleep in your absence, On my spirit, there’s an abscess, that I can’t remove, I’m awaiting your call, So that I can have a chance to tell you the truth. X2 Pre refrain I need my lavender, I need my cedar wood oil, I need my sleep mask, I need my binaural beats. Refrain I need all those things, but I need you more. I need all those things, but I need you more. I need all those things, but I need you more. I need all those things. I need all those things, but I need you more I need all those things, but I need you more I need all those things, but I need you more I need all those things (but I need you more). Outro Wake up! This bed is uncomfortable, wake up. Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, This bed is uncomfortable, your room stinks, You’ve got stuff to do and you’re here asleep. Wake up! Wake up, Wake up, That girl’s never gonna text you back, wake up, Wake up, wake up, why are you asleep? Wake up! Wake…up.
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about

I know that people have been waiting for this since the first Just Jam. Sorry it took so long... but sometimes life gets in the way, and we are not willing to compromise on greatness.

Witchclart is a curse, an incantation, a dark wish to all my enemies, opps and detractors. Dedicated to all the people that have opposed me. Wrote on the fly in early 2018, after being done dirty by [redacted]. Produced by the most talented fucker alive, PK Brako. This song is the culmination of a lot of stress and a huge amount of deliberation. May children across the country sing the classic refrain "Curse man, jujman" from the rooftops for decades to come. PK has always said that the instrumental for this song is a musical salute to the work of Tyler, the Creator. The strings screeeeeam Flower Boy to me. The production in general is flawless imho. THE whole track should be the gold standard for grime now. All you dusty "olders", you need to step your game de fock up (some of whom are even younger than me!?), I hope you listen to this and it gives you a much needed kick up the backside.

Night Raid is the B side to Witchclart. Wrote and produced this in summer 2019, during a particularly messy spiral, it encapsulates how difficult it can be to sleep when you are feeling "heartbroken" (lol lame but nigga idgaf). Yes I am going to bring back/niggerfy shoegaze music. Yes I played in the guitar. Yes I quantized the shit out of all my parts because I am not nearly as good at guitar playing as some of the people who I drew influence from when making this song, namely Kevin Shields, Miki Berenyi and Robin Guthrie. Speaking of influences, similarly Witchclart, Night Raid is also somewhat of a tribute to Tyler, the Creator, pulling inspiration from Goblin, IGOR and Bastard specifically.

Thank you to the genius that is Cajm for beautifying this release for us (particularly Night Raid!!!!). His artistic flair is awe inspiring, and just know that we have a lot more incredible music for you coming mixed by this man.

Thank you to Joker for his mastering work. Grateful to him for being so fast and professional with his correspondence.

Duskrunner season is only just getting into the swing of things. Watch this space >=)

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released May 29, 2020

WITCHCLART
Production by PK Brako
Performed and written by M.I.C
Additional vocals by Musti
Recorded by Modulist
Mixed by Cajm
Mastered by Joker

NIGHT RAID
Produced, performed and written by M.I.C
Additional vocals by PK Brako
Recorded by PK Brako
Mixed by Cajm
Mastered by Joker

Cover art - Ben Hunter

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